Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

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I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
-Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

if this is you please let me know asap

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